meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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378678 22 minutes ago via / source

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*



proctalgia:

californians


otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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elisetheviking:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

No but what if these guys end up being single dads or a parent where a mother role is not there? How are they going to help their daughters then?? Both sex-ed and men need to straighten up damn



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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape


112331 6 hours ago via / source

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.


48301 6 hours ago via / source

pleatedjeans:

20 Dangerous Times That Shots Were Fired


13151 6 hours ago via / source

inky:

Stephen Fry on language: kinetic typography edition.


ricekrispyjoints:

why didn’t my parents raise me like 1234320lingual i would have been so much happier 


itsrachelconnor:

bglass:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Find out which state in the United States will be adopting rescue pet displays in Ikea stores here.

This is beautiful and I seriously almost started crying. Eyes got all welled up and I whined. Then I hugged my dog. 

I need a bigger house just so I can get more pups.

All the feels. ALL OF THEM.


176242 7 hours ago via / source

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein


55373 7 hours ago via / source

[W]e live in a sexually liberal society, not a liberated one. A truly liberated society is one where sex is value-neutral and not having sex is just as acceptable as having a lot of it.

The fact that asexuals are considered weird, sick, abnormal, mentally ill, repressed, etc is a bold indicator that we are not living in a sexually liberated society but in a liberalized one.

The Thinking Asexual, “Women, Passion, and Celibacy | Introduction: Celibacy is Not Hereditary” (via staininyourbrain)

20101 7 hours ago via / source
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